READERS COMMENTS:

1. I thought I could only get a laugh out of killing people. Thank you for expanding my universe. A. Hitler

2. Please stop littering literature. W. Shakespeare

3. So now I have lost money purchasing this book and lost 10 points of IQ. A. Einstein

4. Cease and desist writing. Help save the rainforest. A. Gore

5. Loved the book. Sorry to be writing with crayon. I am not allowed sharp objects. C. Manson